Je moeder is zo...

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Je moeder is zo dom dat ze een afstandsbediening mee neemt naar de bioscoop.

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Je moeder is zo aardig, ze bakt hele lekkere koekjes die smelten in je mond en waar je een goed gevoel van krijgt.

Am I doin it rite?

_O_ _O- :lol: Moet denken aan lolcat: I iz doing wrung, aint ai?

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Uw moeder is zo dik dat als ze in Amerika met een gele regenjas rondloopt de mensen 'TAXI' roepen.

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Yo momma is so fat... when I fuck her and I roll over 3 times I'm still on the bitch!

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Je moeder is geboren in Amsterdam en omstreken :P

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Je moeder is zo dik dat de aarde dichter bij de zon komt.

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Je moeder is geboren in Amsterdam en omstreken :P

^^D

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Je moeder is zo dik, dat ze het gat in de onzonloog willen dichten met haar lichaam.

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Je moeder is zo dik, als ze zich in de winter omdraait, het weer winter is

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Je moeder is een milf.

(hey, ze verdient ook wel eens complimentjes, die moeder)

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Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World

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Je moeder is een milf.

(hey, ze verdient ook wel eens complimentjes, die moeder)

tegen wie zijn moeder heb je het dan? of heb jij het over de algemene IG moeder?

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Je moeder is zo dik..

ze is gewoon heel dik. :{w

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Yo momma so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.

Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo momma so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma so fat, when she's standing on the corner police drive by and yell, "Hey, break it up."

Yo momma so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma so fat, when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo momma so fat, her job title is spoon and fork operator.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo momma so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

Yo momma so fat, when she sings, it's over for everybody.

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Je moeder is dik.

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Je moeder is zo zwart, als ze tegen de muur staat ziet iedereen der aan als een steegje.

BTW: Mag het alleen mama grapjes zijn of ook anderd disjes?

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Je moeder is zo zwart, als ze tegen de muur staat ziet iedereen der aan als een steegje.

BTW: Mag het alleen mama grapjes zijn of ook anderd disjes?

Mama's, magnetrons, het maakt niet uit.

:')

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Je moeder is zo lelijk dat ze naar een wedstrijd gaat gaan kijken, de andere partij wint.

Die is echt kankerslecht..

Ik scheld ook nooit met moeders, enkel met kanker. Zoals jij deed :o

je kanker is zo lelijk dat als ze naar een wedstrijd gaat...

nee, da's ook slecht.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying "am not" to R2.

Yo momma's so fat that Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon... That's yo momma!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she sings, it's over for everybody.

:lol:

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Je moeder is een milf.

(hey, ze verdient ook wel eens complimentjes, die moeder)

tegen wie zijn moeder heb je het dan? of heb jij het over de algemene IG moeder?

Inderdaad, de algemene IG moeder. En wat een milfs zullen dat zijn :')

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Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying "am not" to R2.

Yo momma's so fat that Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon... That's yo momma!"

Robot Chicken!

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Yo momma so fat, when she sings, it's over for everybody.

_O_

^^D Briljant

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.


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